Everything begins with e

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Roses are red, violets are blue, NEVER SAY NEVER and your dreams will come true:)

Dear Selena Gomez! Roses are red, violets are blue, we have something in common, I love your boyfriend too:)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a middle finger, and it's just for you:)

F.E.A.R = Fuck Everything And Run

I hate it when I write a massive paragraph and then the other person just replies "k"

I hate it when someone starts to tell you something but they end up saying "never mind"

[ ] Single [ ] Taken [x] Secretly dating Justin Bieber

Yes, I am dating Justin Bieber, he just doesn't know it yet:)

It's amazing how i can make 20% phone battery last longer then the last 80% did

No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear

I hate it when my favorite song comes on the radio in the car, and someone turns the volume down to talk

You never know what you've got until .. you clean your room ..

Dear Mom, Im wearing skinny jeans. If I cant get them off, neither can the rapist. Love, Your daughter

Can you find sexy? jhsfljrhsafjksjhfkjseuijustinbieberkdshklgösnegtklwö

The sexiest boys; Justin Bieber, Jason McCann, Jason Deeps, Shawty Mane and Dr. Bieber:)

*See's spider* "Ha ha! I'm not scared of you. :)" *spider moves slightly* "HOLY SHIT! DAAAAAD!"

I looked at the keyboard earlier and I noticed 'U' & 'I' are together, it's meant to be! Then I looked underneath it & it said JK.

Teacher: I’m only going to tell you one time. You: Girl I love girl I love you. Teacher: Excuse me? You: Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue. If Rebecca Black wins any awards, Kanye, you know what to do.

When I say "the other day..." It can range from yesterday to 4 years back..

I just realized that ‘lol’ looks like a person drowning. Bet he’s not laughing now.

Beauty has 6 letters, so does Justin. Love has 4 letters, so does Drew. Caring has 6 letters, so does Bieber ♥

Boys: "What does Justin Bieber have that we guys don't?!" Me: "FUCKING SWAG"

Is it just me, or do people think that if you don't look at the loading bar, it'll load faster?

I wonder if my club penguins puffle died yet ...

“Ice. Bank. Mice. Elf” Say it out loud /ö\

She's gonna listen to her heart, it's going to tell her what to do. She might need a lot of loving but she doesn't need you.

I can't spell ‘Wednesday’ Without saying ‘Wed-nes-day’ in my head ...

Teacher leaves room during test: Elementary- *silence* Middle school- *whispers* High school- *yells across room* HEY WHAT'S NUMBER ONE?

If you're cooler than me... doesn't that make me hotter than you? ;)

That awkward moment when you're pulling up your skinny jeans, but it looks like you're aggressively humping the air.

I don't care what's the name of that fish. All I know is whenever I see an orange fish, its Nemo.

That mini heart-attack you get when your mind creates an extra stair and you almost fall trying to step on it.

In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31.

"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."

Saying "You had to be there" when you realize your story isn't funny.

That awkward moment when there is no awkward moment and you realize that you’re just awkward.

Math Magic: 13837 x your age x 73 = ? RT this if you got an interesting number.

I run away when I press a toy at a store and it wont stop making noises.

I Should Create a facebook account named no one, so then i can like someones status, and it will say, No One Likes This

I'm the type of person who can watch a ton of scary movies without screaming, but I flip out when the bread comes out of the toaster.

That awkward moment when you realize that if Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner get married, they would both be Taylor Lautner.

WAS IT A CAR OR A CAT I SAW. his is the only English sentence which even if we read in reverse, will give the same sentence.

Over and over I tried. Over and over you lied. Over and over I cried. And I don't know why

Love isn't finding the perfect person. It's seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

My attitude is based on how you treat me.


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